I purchased a cigarette-rolling machine. Its picture is to the right. It did not come with papers. It did not come with tobacco. I will have to buy both.Oliver likes to chew things. This could become a problem. I will have to watch it closely. He chewed my fleece throw blanket. Perhaps he liked the texture against his sharp little teeth. Perhaps he liked the scrunch against his tongue.
Louie yields to Oliver. When Oliver eats, Louie watches from a distance. Oliver eats like a piglet. Lou mops up the remnants. I am a bit nonplussed by this development. I had hoped that Lou would automatically assume leadership. Perhaps he has abdicated his Alpha-ness. Maybe it is too early to tell.
Money is good. I would like to have more of it. I worked 13.5 overtime hours last pay period. I look forward to receiving my check. I don't work for free.
One of these days, you will click on this site and your monitor will melt. The story on the screen will be that hot. This is not that day. I am simply warning you.
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That is kind of weird that Lou would not be the dominate one. Maybe he's just being a gracious host, not realizing that Oliver is there forever.
I can hardly wait for my screen to melt.
Poor Lou! Tell him he is a pit bull, maybe he thinks he is a poodle. ;)
hmm Why DID you purchase the cancer stick rolling machine? I am perplexed.
I too look forward to your hotness....or umm the hot story.. yeah thats it!
Do you have something good brewin'? (pun fully intended!)
Jay: I think he's being a gracious host, for the time being. But, actually, I guess I don't really care too much. They're happy and healthy and that's what matters.
Nan: Cumming right up! Pun(s) intended. :-P
Terry: I guess I'm stupid? Yeah, that's it. I figured it's tough to quit so, while I'm strugglin', I might as well save money. :-/
T-zah: Not as of yet, but knowing me, I'll be able to have something stick to the screen soon. :-P
Finally! I've been denied access to comments all day - someething is screwy with the work computer ... not that I would read blogs at work, of course.
Ahem.
Petey chewed until he was three years old, I think. Blankets, sheets, towels - it seemed he liked textiles. Eventually he got over it, just had to block him from stuff while we were gone and be vigilant when we were home. I'm almost tempted to try another dog pillow, but the memory of sweeping the floor clean of fluff a mere 36 hours after I brought the beds home has made me a little leery. Good luck with Chewie! I mean, Ollie!
Oh gawd....that's just gross! haha Atleast have a sock available within reach! Clean that shit up!
Good point.
[goes to search for a sock]
Thanks for the words o' wisdom, Meliss! =o)
I'm waiting...
*pants* like a doggie.
But your sister and mother read this blog :-0
You could just e-mail the 'hot' story to me and all of the concupiscent women who read your blog. Of course you could send it to the men too :-P
Score one for Meeg-Meeg. Ya made me break out my dick-tionary. Why'd you go and do that?
:-P
Yahoooo... ready for the melting hotness!!
LMAO! My email is easy to find btw! HAHA
If you can get my monitor to melt into fine German beer, I will definitely owe you soldier.
Cheers bud
I need some hot! I need some panty-dropping-holy-shit-where's-the-spray-bottle kinda heat!
Meanwhile, I'm honored you've come by my little blog; I think you are quite the writer and I love declarative sentences.
I am quite pleased to make your acquaintance!
Jemnchez: Well, I started on one, but it's first-draft and, thus far? It kinda sucks. :-P
LOL, T-zah.
Noc: If I could write so that monitors turned into beer, I think I'd be livin' in the Pallisades right about now. ;-)
Fritzy: Thanks for the comps, neighbor. =o) It's my goal in life to write words that make the panties hit the fli-zoor! ;-P
Ever hear that old Blues Brothers tune...
I gave up cigarettes, but I didn't give up, smokin'!
...thanks for supporting my project dude. Now it's time to roll another number for the road!
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