I have new neighbors upstairs. It's around three o'clock in the morning. They make love loudly, her especially. "Ungh!" "Oh yeah!" "Oh God!" "Oh, yeah, fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me!"They woke me up.
"Oh oh oh oh!"
I'm typing this with my dick.
I could get used to this.
PS--This guy pisses me off. He's been doing her for the last 45 minutes. Bastard. ;-)
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Nothing wrong with a guy who likes to do things right, but if they're going to be noisy you'd be better rested if they started a little earlier.
I suggest applauding loudly, right by the vent, when they come up for air.
Sisters! Yeah, they JUST moved in, so maybe it was a Saturday night celebratory mm-hmph. It's all good. If I had gone to sleep earlier, I woulda slept right through it.
But, Alexis? Not a bad idea! The guy who used to live there a year or so ago used to have a different problem...squeaky bed. I went up there once, the next day, with a bottle of WD40. He laughed. Hopefully that didn't make him and his girl too self-conscious. Oddly enough, when they moved out, they never invited me to their house-warming party. =)
I too think a cheering section would be a nice gesture...if they are going to holler...why shouldn't you? ;0)
I agree with alex. Cheer him on. Maybe suggest some positions.
"Yeah dude! Hit that like a drunk Stepfather! Bend 'er over dude! Doggie style! WooooooooWooooooo!"
Maybe call some friends over so you can have a whole audience going.
Good points, LilMiss and Duck McDuck. Then again, it's ALMOST like watching porn with your buddies. My porn is my porn and so I don't want to share it. Maybe I can just applaud and slap my dick against the ceiling, making my own PLURAL HUZZAH SECTION. Maybe....
"Hit that like a drunk Stepfather!" Klassik. I'll have to remember that one, Mallard! BTW, thanks for stopping by.
45 minutes!?!
EAR PLUGS :D You're welcome ;)
Thanks, Nighthawk! What would I do without you, ma'am?
PS--Re: 45 minutes, I think the dude was helped by the delaying effects of alcohol. That's my story and I'm stickin' to it. =-/
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