Consider this a primer for the Primary. It is February 2007, basically a year before the 2008 Presidential Elections. The weblog-reading world is faced with a monumental decision, a huge vote, the gravity of which cannot be overstated and the outcome of which shall reverberate nigh multiple generations.Lovers shall enwtine and seperate; babies shall be born and sprout teeth; flowers shall blossom and wither. Britney Spears shall enter and exit rehabilitation 22 times. Like a cartoon, calender pages shall fall and clock faces shall spin.
Not to be too dramatic (too late) but the fate of the world--as we know it--just may hinge on your solitary decision...no pressure.
It is around six o'clock in the morning on Sunday. Should this 'blogger, A, greet the world with a wide smile and cook some eggs and drink some OJ and stay awake or should this 'blogger, B, finish drinking his creamy coffee and stub out his cancer stick and commence--again--counting leaping sheep?
(Or, C, should he read the couple upstairs the riot act for rousing him from his deep slumber at 3:27, thus rendering a refreshing, uninterrupted night's sleep a moot point?)
Choose wisely, young Star-Stabbers; choose wisely.
* I know what you're thinking, kemo sabes: By the time the final votes are tallied, the outcome will have already been determined. I'll either have gone back to bed or I will have stayed awake. Exactly. I did say that this was a primer to the Primary, right?
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B B B B B
...and dream away the last 7 years
And, just for the record:
DOTS, the candy--not to be confused with department of transportationS, have a flavor associated with each color. I do not sort them by color for colors sake--rice wine ;) Last time I checked, M&Ms all taste the same--unless you have a freakish sense of taste that allows distinction between red#1 and blue#69. Just sayin' /end rant of 9 year old boy ;)
I hear you on the dream, Nighthawk...too bad the dream is made of pipe. =(
Somebody's pee-oh'd, somebody's pee-oh'd, la la la la LA la! ;-) Where do I start, Nighthawk O'Bohr? I hear ya on the "transportationS"...there is more than one mode o' transportatioN. Rice wine--thanks for pickin' up what I have been layin' down...=). Blue#69...you said "69"! Eh-heheheheheh.
And, three, you won the popular vote, Nanny--I went back to sleep. Andf, again, the outcome had been already determined before you had even cast (ed) your vote. =(
Down with the chimpanzee! Down with the chimpanzee!
And, yes, my sense of taste is Legion. ;-)
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