DVDs, magazines, strip clubs--whatever.
They'll hurt'cha. Seriously. Do not close your ears to this nugget of wisdom. They'll hurt'cha.
Your brain, your sexual organs, your wallet...whatever.
Case in point: I just tried to open a DVD entitled "Top-Heavy Orientals," and I sliced my thumb with the knife. Now. Whose fault is that?! The pornographers, that's who. If they hadn't filmed, I'd never have bought. Do you see?
Pornography is evil. The Debbil is pulling the strings, mos' def.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to see what the blood was all about. 'Cause you know: an Asian woman with a rack is a delectably happy occurrence.
8 comments:
Damn dude, you need a band-aid. Porn is a beautiful thing, enjoy your movie ;-)
LOL!! Yup, We're all goin to hell brotha... Look me up when you get down there.
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Girl: Are you implying that YOU watch porn?! Egads! Women don't watch pornographic movies, do they?! Joke. Sweet. I like you even more. =o) Hope things are going okay for you. I'll pop over after I reply to Maithri.
Mattress Doc: Okay. Here's the thing: you're a doctor, a singer, a writer whose words inspire and uplift me every damned time I read them, you are going to Swaziland to help the less fortunate...basically, you're an angel, dude. And now?! Now I know that you enjpy porn, too?! You're officially my hero, mang. But, don't let it go to your head. ;-) See you in Hell, man. I'll be there first; I'll leave the light on for you. (Wait, what am I talking about? There is *always* a light on in Hell--it's that fiery red one...the one that burns and scalds and never goes out. :-\)
Hey. What's going on? Hoping all is well and you've Band-aided what you can.
Meliss: All is well; I'm just shaking my head, though, at the fact that you were up and cognizant at 3:15 in the morn-dang.
Happy March to you, babe. =o)
I totally agree...I got a nasty paper cut once from a Penthouse...bastards.
Yeah, it's dangerous stuff. I've worn the skin off of various parts of my body more than once. The bastards!
Frank: I'd tell you to sue, but--even though Pent is better than Play--I think you'd get more monetary compensation from Hef. =O)
Sully: There's gotta be a cream for that! ;-)
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