Wednesday, April 09, 2008

HOODWINKED BY CARESS

Okay. In my defense, I had just burst forth from a three-and-a-half hour, (assuredly) apnea-addled, "sleep," but, when I saw this link on my homepage, the first things that came to my mind were smooth baby seals...or smooth other things. Jiminy Christmas, Adam! It's a Caress ad. On the MSN homepage, for Pete's (and Will's) sake. Still, the first thought that came to my mind was: Maybe they have some kind of before-and-after pictures in the video. Maybe they show the actual process, zooming in close to show how to get to every nook and cranny....

With my brainpower firing at--at most--a quarter percent, my eyes had seized upon the words "caress," "brazillian," and "pussycat dolls" and so the battle was lost before it had even begun. Clicked I did on the link and I was actually disappointed to see a Pussycat Doll blathering on about winning a trip to Aruba, or something. And then I was treated to a nice jazzy number--audio only, no visual stimulation--of the knockouts crooning in their oh-so inimitable "girl band" style. (True musical geniuses, these women are; let no one tell you that any hot group of girls, accompanied with studio-generated percussion and spacey effects, could sing the same way--they'd be yanking your chain.)

I guess I was expecting a razor and some shaving cream...and a nice geometrically-true landing strip.

5 comments:

Heather said...

Wow. I can't believe I clicked on the song. I really should have known better. That sucked :P So now I share in your disappointment, if for entirely different reasons ;)

Melissa said...

Poor Adam. What a shock that must have been.

Jay said...

Anytime anyone mentions Brazil all I can think of is Brazilian super models. Adriana Lima, Giselle Bunchen and ALL of their sisters!

Adamity_Bomb_Bomb said...

Heather: Up at 3:30 in the morning, huh? Dang. :-( Come on, now, you *know* that song was pure gold.... ;-)

Missy: It was horrible. :*(

Jay-Jay: Brazil sure does seem to have its fair share of hotties, huh? Then again, so does the good ole U.S. of A. Shit, who am I kidding? There are hotties all over the globe, in every corner, in every nook and cranny. :-D

JenBun said...

False advertising! You should sue!

Er... uh... misleading advertising? And you should... write them a sternly worded letter?