DVDs, magazines, strip clubs--whatever.
They'll hurt'cha. Seriously. Do not close your ears to this nugget of wisdom. They'll hurt'cha.
Your brain, your sexual organs, your wallet...whatever.
Case in point: I just tried to open a DVD entitled "Top-Heavy Orientals," and I sliced my thumb with the knife. Now. Whose fault is that?! The pornographers, that's who. If they hadn't filmed, I'd never have bought. Do you see?
Pornography is evil. The Debbil is pulling the strings, mos' def.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to see what the blood was all about. 'Cause you know: an Asian woman with a rack is a delectably happy occurrence.